ripped this from bunny's blog. so hilarious!

Q: How many Raffles JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac. to design the new bulb, one fac. to test it out, one fac. to market it and one guy to write a stupid e-mail about lightbulbs. Then, as Singapore elites, they'll employ foreign talents (ie Bangladeshi labourers) to screw it in for them.

Q: How many Hwa Chong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school...to compete with Raffles JC... But instead of Banglas, they employ mainland Chinese.

Q: How many Victoria JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school... one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many National JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!

Q: How many Anderson JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...

Q: How many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... they use all their money to employ Yishun JC to do it for them.

Q: How many Yishun JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for Anglo-Chinese JC?).

Q: How many Catholic JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker...

Q: How many Jurong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... their Physics is so bad that they make their male teachers cry...

Q: How many Tampines JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Would they bother??

Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy keeping themselves from being retained

Q: How many Saint Andrew's JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... they believe in praying for it.

Q: How many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... they are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, what lightbulb...
A*: Huh, wat litebarb ...

Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: School so new change what lightbulb?
A*: None. They're more worried about the about-to-drop-fans in the learning studios instead.

Q: How many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Heck care about that - let's all do 300 jumping jacks as punishment for improper attire.
A*: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will dosomething about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumpingjacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: Temasek JC!

Q: How many Temasek JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Note: A* are alternative answers found elsewhere.




anyway, the after math of zoukout. DEAD. reached home at 740, right after mum and dad woke up. shit. mum was nagging non stop abotu me not getting home early and stuff. BUT I WAS EARLY.i reached home early in the morning. rofl. so woke up and 4 and im rotting at home now. boring.

so, zoukout.

SUCKS. i didnt like the music didnt like the sandy dancefloor and i TOTALLY HATE IT WHEN THE PLACE IS FREAKING FILLED WITH ANGMOHS.

i think its prolly bcuz i was hanging out with people i dont know and they were not really those friendly type. so i was kinda bored. but still, i clubbed till 6plus. ROFL.

nothing much to talk about, gotta grab the photos from myra later.

:D