a fun fact about today's prob. i died laughing. ROFL
enjoy :D


Chinesecorporation
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

Indiancorporation
You have two cows. You worship them until they drop dead.

VEGETARIANISM You have two cows.
You compete with them for food.

AL QAEDAISM You have two cows.
You stampede them into a building and they die. You call them martyrs, thank Allah that they are in cow paradise, and blame America for their death.

SADISM You have two cows.
You shoot them both and drown yourself in their milk.

ANIMAL RIGHTIST You invade someone's pasture and set his cows free.
They wander onto the highway, many people and cows die. You feel proud

FUNNY EH?
there's still alot more but i lazy paste out all. hehe. go google two cows and one whole chunk will come out. super hilarious!